A fine piece From the barrel of a gun, about how utterly crappy and amateurish the current crop of agent-provocateur-trained ‘terrorists’ are.
The Cynical Libertarian obviously shares my old gunsmith’s view of the AK-47. Shortly after the Hungerford ‘incident’, it being clear what was about to happen, I went to see him. He was grinning.
“I don’t see that you’ve got a lot to grin about, mate.”
“Oh, I don’t know. I always said 7.62×39 was a good round.”
It is quite clear, of course, that CL’s choreographically fight-arranged mass murder scenario is not actually a terrorist plan as such. Of course one does not discuss one’s terrorist plans on the internet; it is simply not done.
Therefore I won’t discuss mine. However, it might provide a worthy exercise for the student. Using your skill and judgement, guess how one might murder more or less simultaneously several thousand people in the London Underground, using only one simple commercial material easily hijacked enroute, and leaving at the murder scene no forensic evidence whatsoever.
Answers on a postcard, please. Of course if anyone does get it right it will cease to be a terrorist plan, for no other reason than that it has been discussed on the internet.
My plan would have the ecomentalists screaming in outrage due to the tragic consequences for the polar bears.
But how to carry that many pressurised canisters?
Oh, I rather like polar bears. Most dangerous animal on the planet, I’m told. Other than ourselves*. If you find it necessary to melt the Arctic ice-cap, it would be sporting to provide the poor beasties with some alternative accommodation. I gather that there’s a large building (albeit in rather questionable taste) adjacent to a sizeable body of water in Westminster. Apparently it is not exactly disused at present, but has been squatted by some reprobates who would doubtless move on rather than attempt cohabitation.
* except perhaps the one on the well-known American T-shirt, who has an M-60 and the caption ‘Support Your Right to Keep and Arm Bears’.